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the afterlife isnt all its hyped up to be

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sxizzor:

rhazade-waterbender:

badmoonraisin:

I am reading an essay called Male-Male Desire in Pharaonic Egypt (by Alex Clayden) which is actually pretty good

but

I just need to draw attention to this little gem of a pick-up line

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Attention, followers: you now know how to write “nice ass” in hieroglyphics.

all i ever wanted out of life tbh

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hexbird:

specterbilis:

i dont want a boyfriend or girlfriend
i want a faithful dragon companion

(via derinthemadscientist)


camwyn:

buggirl:

Wishing people would decorate for Halloween every day of the year!

NGL, my first thought was “Is this Australia?”

camwyn:

buggirl:

Wishing people would decorate for Halloween every day of the year!

NGL, my first thought was “Is this Australia?”

(via derinthemadscientist)


unamusedsloth:

Unnecessary Explosions.

(via naturalbornblogger)


sugarrette:

fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me

(via thatonekidwithblueeyes)


fictitiousfake:

J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19  in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on

(via dani-fandom)


catchaglimpseofalleble:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.

catchaglimpseofalleble:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.

(via dani-fandom)


catchaglimpseofalleble:

nikkysclit:

Can you not?

AHG, I fucked this up!

catchaglimpseofalleble:

nikkysclit:

Can you not?

AHG, I fucked this up!

(via dani-fandom)


seasaltinecrackers:

STORMS A BREWIN’

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