endocrines2:

*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*

(via bbestcoastt)


cuddlyxmedics:

sanjuanwolf:

I sometimes forget that Death is a female (who’s in love with deadpool) in the Marvel universe.

I will always reblog this.

(via just-another-ranger)


alkarinque:

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

ninfia:

why is it so easy to stay awake until 6 am but so hard to wake up at 6 am

Things in motion tend to stay in motion, while things at rest tend to stay at rest.

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i hope you’re getting all this down

(via satan-is-not-natural)


littlesailboats:

lesbipoet13:

being a lesbian and seeing a chick with a really awesome body is always a bit emotionally confusing because you’re jealous of her body but also attracted to her and its weird

FUCKING THIS

(via lifebygwen)


harblkun:

bowtais-are-cool:

bowtais-are-cool:

Hello! My baby!

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Hello! My honey!

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Hello! My ragtime gOOD LORD HOLY FUCKING SHIT

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Oh my god

this is the most accurate representation of working in 3D I have ever seen

(via just-another-ranger)


pastabot:

why are dolls from the 1920’s-50’s always the ones that are haunted?? i wanna see a haunted anime love pillow

(via derinthemadscientist)


oimatchstickman:

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

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(via mindofmurfy)


thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

unclefather:

nah that cheetahs like “U gotta adjust the lens my dude ah shit point the camera over there look nala and simba havn sex again” 

PSSSSSSSST
HUMAN
HUMAN
ARE YOU FILMING
WHAT ARE YOU FILMING CAN I EAT IT
I HAVE IDEAS FOR YOUR NEXT DOCUMENTARY
CHEETAHS
THEN THE SEQUEL
EVEN MORE CHEETAHS
THESE ARE GOOD IDEA I WOULD LIKE A PRODUCER CREDIT AND TO BE PAID IN ZEBRAS PLEASE

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

unclefather:

nah that cheetahs like “U gotta adjust the lens my dude ah shit point the camera over there look nala and simba havn sex again” 

PSSSSSSSST

HUMAN

HUMAN

ARE YOU FILMING

WHAT ARE YOU FILMING CAN I EAT IT

I HAVE IDEAS FOR YOUR NEXT DOCUMENTARY

CHEETAHS

THEN THE SEQUEL

EVEN MORE CHEETAHS

THESE ARE GOOD IDEA I WOULD LIKE A PRODUCER CREDIT AND TO BE PAID IN ZEBRAS PLEASE

(via derinthemadscientist)


remember to drink lots of water, because your insides are a swampy bog and a water shortage would affect the local frog population



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I wish I had faith that my cat was coming back I need her


Deleted newsheadlinetextpost lines from Guardians of the Galaxy

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Joel: I can’t see anything that I don’t like about you. 

Clementine: But you will! But you will. You know, you will think of things. And I’ll get bored with you and feel trapped because that’s what happens with me. 

- Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, 2004 (dir. Michel Gondry)

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